Look what I found!
I never get Halloweeners out here in the wilderness, but I always buy a little candy just in case and I always open a bottle of wine just in case the non existent Halloweeners bring their wine drinking parents. Really! It’s for the parents, not for me to swill so I don’t feel bad about not ever getting to see cute little Halloweeners in cute little costumes…
Anyway, now I will have something really cool to serve to the non existent parents of the non existent Halloweeners. How does it taste? Who cares? It’s cooler than cool, nuttier than squirrel poop. Hands down the coolest label I’ve seen in a long time.